Can't build a decent car to save his life (compare a Tesla to a Merc W126 300SEL or any Toyota even)

Can't post (terminally online, somehow still a terrible poster)

Doesn't fuck unless there's some weird power dynamic and/or a horse involved

Fucks up telescope images with his space junk

A physics degree doesn't mean you're intelligent, wise, or a good person (ask me how I know)

Daughter disowned him for good reason. She rules

Named his kid AE whatever the fuck (Musky should have been forcibly sterilised in Genshin Impact for this. We should have a list of allowed names like in France, Iceland, etc. don't @ me)

Grimes' post on R*ddit (big if true; definitely true and if not who cares it's what he's like)

Going to Mars is silly. Fix Earth first lmao

Blood Emeralds

Weird hog probably. Weird hog energy