Can't build a decent car to save his life (compare a Tesla to a Merc W126 300SEL or any Toyota even)

Can't post (terminally online, somehow still a terrible poster)

Doesn't fuck unless there's some weird power dynamic and/or a horse involved

Fucks up telescope images with his space junk

A physics degree doesn't mean you're intelligent, wise, or a good person (ask me how I know)

Daughter disowned him for good reason. She rules

Named his kid AE whatever the fuck (Musky should have been forcibly sterilised in Genshin Impact for this. We should have a list of allowed names like in France, Iceland, etc. don't @ me)

Grimes' post on R*ddit (big if true; definitely true and if not who cares it's what he's like)

Going to Mars is silly. Fix Earth first lmao

Blood Emeralds

Weird hog probably. Weird hog energy

  • keatsta [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    If you believe that this post is by Grimes about Elon Musk, as I have chosen to, then there's a lot of stuff in here that is banworthy.

    • pjst [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Oof I'd forgotten about that post. I choose to believe too

  • pjst [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    (Incomplete) Reply with your reasons. I'll add more as they occur to me.

    I might PK him with a diamond sword if I ever saw him on my server. Maybe push him into a mob grinder

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      He doesn't have one, he "studied physics" at Harvard in the sense that he signed up for Harvard and attended half a semester

      • pjst [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Oh shit that would make a lot of sense. Arrogant because he got into Harvard; didn't attend Harvard long enough to have it beaten out of him. Many such cases

        But idk, I thought he started a PhD at Caltech and quit after a day. Can't remember. Maybe that was someone else. I know Bezos was an electrical engineer so not him

        Not that elite institutions always beat it out of you. Look at Macron, dude went to l'ENS and finished and he's still an arrogant piece of shit

    • pjst [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I believe his arrogant behaviour suggests he did

      https://xkcd.com/793/ (obligatory NAPALT)

  • pjst [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Might post this on r/EnoughMuskSpam once it's complete and doesn't read like a threat of left-terrorism