Ummmm... uhhhhh... Toasters!
That's right toasters are reactionary! Using energy to make your bread crispy, bourgeoise decadence! Really all forms of baking are counter revolutionary, communists should only eat oatmeal!
Okay, fight about it.
Edit: we'll now that enough people have commented, I want to make a snarky edit bemoaning the fact that anyone here would disagree with me. I'm really let down by this community for not validating ever take I have and will probably stop participating here for like two days before resuming posting as much as ever.
I don't actually have a response to this, so I'm just going to call you an ignorant liberal so I can continue without needing to challenge my blind toaster hate.
Despite this being an anonymous site where I have no way of confirming anyone's race I'm going to argue the only reason you disagree with me is because you are white.
Damn, I don't know the hexbear struggle session response to that one. My Lemmygradness is showing. 😔