People are like "Ew that's a child you sickos!" but like, bruh - Look at that thing. There is nothing human about those proportions. This isn't a human child. It's some kind of hideous changeling, a humanoid abomination from beyond the stars sent to infiltrate our world, subvert our governments, and presumably steal all our brains to be put in jars for further study. The fact that it doesn't reflexively trigger the uncanny valley response is horrific in and of itself. It's already overcome our instinctual defense against infiltration. It's already in our homes and the halls of government. It's already won.

(I know the lizard people from space control our government thing is a white supremacist dog whistle for Jewish people. I actually spent a lot of time thinking about whether or not to post this because the whole genre of "Alien infiltrators" stories is so tied up in white supremacy, anti-communism, anti-immigration, racism, and so forth. But, eh. Dumb jokes about Genshin probably aren't harmful? But feel free to call me out if you think I should take it down or that there's aspects I'm missing.)

  • 1000IslandStare [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Reject Paimon.

    Return to Pixie from SMT supremacy. Not only is she a floating thing that accompanies you, but she's also one of the strongest demons in Nocturne. PLUS, she has the body proportions of an adult so I CAN have se REDACTED BY :volcel-judge:

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      Just jerk off to Julia Roberts's Tinkerbell from the 1991 movie Hook, like a normal person.

      • 1000IslandStare [none/use name]
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        1 year ago

        Julia Roberts’s Tinkerbell

        Not even close. No leotard and not even close to the level of character as Pixie from SMT.