:the-doohickey:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxj574/ceo-celebrates-worker-who-sold-family-dog-after-he-demanded-they-return-to-office
:the-doohickey:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxj574/ceo-celebrates-worker-who-sold-family-dog-after-he-demanded-they-return-to-office
There is nothing that this company can possibly be working on that can't be done just as if not more efficiently from home.
Going fully remote made our company more efficient and reduced turnover because people were generally happier. Of course that had to end. C-suites are so obsessed with controlling workers that they actively undermine their own goals to do it, actually insane.
But but but the CEOs have been saying that literally every statistic in literally every company got worse because all workers were just doing their dishes and napping instead of working!!! :shocked-pikachu: Could they have been lying?
They're doing it to save their commercial real estate investments AFAIK
It's almost as if when people don't have to structure most of their day around pretending to work, they actually get more work done. Wild, crazy stuff.
In fact it would probably be better for the world if the company didn't exist at all. Digital marketing is cancer.
all commercial advertising
I would go further there is nothing this company does that could simply not be done at no inconvenience to anyone
oh this makes even more sense