• ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "Actually, he's a one hundred year old twink."

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :libertarian-alert: :libertarian-approaching:

    Link is canonically a teenager or child in every game, but that doesn't stop people from thirsting.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Legend of Zelda where Link and Zelda are the Dauphin and Dauphine and in their forties waiting for King Hyrule to just die already when the Ganon stuff starts.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Considering how fast time passes in-game, Link on my file was like 20 before leaving the plateau.

    • GayRichMac [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      But we let him have a few "HYAAAA"s here and there, as a treat

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Regardless of what he looks like you'd think he'd act like a weird old man after living that long and not do scrappy adventurer shit

  • KnockYourSocksOff [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    I remember seeing a few people elsewhere call Aang from TLA a pedophile because he’s technically hundreds or thousands of years old and hooking up with other teenagers lol