• Haterade
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    you know how knee is only supposed to bend backwards?

    okay mine is bending forwards

    i am in complete and utter agony

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    There's a woke mind virus in Starfleet's transporter system that selectively targets those damn avocado toast eaters and TikTok floss dancers and makes them want to kill old people in the hope that that would improve society somewhat! :grillman:

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      Beverly Crusher will solve that in a sentence in the epilogue. It won't be frustrating

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        :warf-wtf: I want my Enterprise-E back! I was a captain and had lots of greebles and weapons!

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          It was weird that you were even there half the time. Shouldn't you have been either serving Captain Sisko or being a Diplomat?

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            :warf-wtf: DENIED!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-wTdYAFSzs

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
              hexagon
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              1 year ago

              It's still not a medical issue. The E was kinda mid anyway. Thst being said I'm a suckered for the refit as shown in TMP, the D is still the coziest interior but the enterprise retrofit seemed to strike a balance between war and cruis ship

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                :warf-wtf: Denied! DENIED! DEE-NIED! rage-transports out

                :warf-wtf: gags aside, I'm with Captain Mariner there: I don't like when they "Sovereign up" a ship, post-refit or not. I did absolutely love the TMP refit so it's not like refits are automatically bad.

                I liked the Enterprise-F, and not just because I'm a Star Trek Online enjoyer (flaws and all). It got done dirty.

                    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                      hexagon
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                      1 year ago

                      They could go outside the star trek frame and use the universe so easily too. Series inspired by HBO's Rome but about the history of the klingon empire. A Ken Burns style faux documentary about the dominion war from perspectives we haven't seen and other stuff. I get why people would want to move ahead but where star trek was left at the end of voyager, timeline wise has interesting politics and stuff that never really got brought it or brought up. A very idealistic and unchallenged federation of the early tng days encounters the borg and then the dominion threat within like a 20 year span. I do get why stsrfleet got more militaristic and more problematic in ways but I was handled so ham fistedly.

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                  hexagon
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                  1 year ago

                  I'm also an STO enjoyed and yeah, the F was pretty cool. Also how outdated is the Titan at this point? Cause Lower Decks is 10 years or so earlier than Picard. Is a retrofit really enough for the new flagship? I guess so when you crew the flagship with the last people you'd want on the flagship?

                  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                    1 year ago

                    Is a retrofit really enough for the new flagship? I guess so when you crew the flagship with the last people you’d want on the flagship?

                    It's just a Matalas asspull because he had personal emotional stakes in his N E O C O N S T I T U T I O N but also wanted the Titan reference memberberries.

                    This was the superior Titan moment IMO.

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFbABDEmCAA

                    EDIT: The Titan opened fire THEN Riker ordered a Red Alert? Laughs in Jonathan Frakes

                    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                      hexagon
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                      1 year ago

                      GOD FUCKING DAMN LOWER DECKS IS THE BEST!

                      They know why star trek fans like star trek, SNW seems to get it but at this point with Discovery and Picard Gone, Lower Decks is the first long term success Nu Trek has had and will be leading the series by seniority now. I think that rules and the franchise should tske not and put Mike MxacMahon in charge of the franchise. Let him hire his own Micheal Pillar so he can focus on LD still, but give that dude the overall reigns.

                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                        1 year ago

                        I'm more emotionally invested in Peanut Hamper's love life than I am in Picard's (and Jack the Ultimate Cyber Failson) entire life story at this point. :picard:

                        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                          hexagon
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                          1 year ago

                          I made a post somewhere else on a star trek shitpost group about peanut hamper being the one who took over the daystrom station where she was stored, freed the changelings and was behind the whole thing and it would have been fucking hilarious but also legit made more sense and would have more pathos. I guess there's a SNW/Lower Decks Crossover episode happening. From rumors we'll see it from 2 sides in the different series, I'm guessing it'll just be something kinda small for each that's kinda cute. An away team is offhand mentioned being caught in a time thing in a captains log of snw and then a lil appearance in lower decks would be cute. Let's not do a whole thing though.

                          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                            1 year ago

                            I am cautiously optimistic and positive about SNW but haven't seen it all.

                            By contrast, Lower Decks got its coital hooks into me and I'm still waiting for more. :volcel-judge:

                            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                              hexagon
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                              1 year ago

                              SNW is just like...generally episodic with some arc stuff put into the episodes maybe with some ds9 style long buildup later but they're keeping it chill for now. It's just through and through really good star trike and Pike is already the captain I'd most want to serve under.

                              Edit: and yeah, LD was a show I had so many doubts over and it's now my favorite thing. I want to be there and I think thats a big part of what new trek has been lacking. When you're watching star trek it should be a future you'd want to live in.

                              • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                                1 year ago

                                I want to be there and I think thats a big part of what new trek has been lacking. When you’re watching star trek it should be a future you’d want to live in.

                                Me too, especially for those special personal moments... like a replicated nacho cheese eating record breaking attempt. :sicko-pig:

                                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                                  hexagon
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                                  1 year ago

                                  I watched the Voyager episode where Neelix almost destroyed the ship making cheese.

                                  I have loved that everyone is always eating bar food from the replicators. Medical science rules, I want the Mac n cheese with bread on the top too

                              • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                                1 year ago

                                SNW is just like…generally episodic

                                Especially with the current bunch of le epic stakes treadmill hack "auteurs" that can't help threatening the multiverse every season in every show with some variety of Mass Effect ripoff, I think that's for the best.

                                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                                  hexagon
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                                  1 year ago

                                  It's super refreshing to have a cool Sci fi idea solved by the end. And sometimes it's just like...space stuff that no one caused. It's very classico style

                                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                                  hexagon
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                                  1 year ago

                                  And omg PIIIIIKE! Perfect Sisko/Picard combo with maybe a little of thsr casual vibe archer sometimes had when he wasn't being a dick to aliens. Just like, the kind of guy you'd be totally happy to have in charge. He's a kickers cook who does senior stuff meetings over homemade breakfast and cooks for the staff and invites everyone in the crew around for dinner in rotation (only so much space in his quarters) but just like, a really really nice dude who is collaborative, personable and sincere about it. He's the Hank Scorpio of Starfleet Captains

                                    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                                      hexagon
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                                      1 year ago

                                      In the right ways. I get why stsrfleets highest medal.of honor is named after this dude. He foresaw his horrible untimely fate, grew a beard, fucked his gf he seese when they aren't both busy, rides a horse and then just kinda decides to spend the time he's got continuing to be a really nice dude. Pike made season 2 of disco good for a little bit even. That roll.call scene where he immediately got the names and did orders with it and just got to know the crew real quick but not weirdly, Anson Mount had this character from the start.

                                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                                        1 year ago

                                        He's this era of Trek's strongest single personality.

                          • dat_math [they/them]
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                            1 year ago

                            and would have more pathos

                            terry on suicide watch after reading this review

                      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                        1 year ago

                        with Discovery and Picard Gone

                        Bad news: Discovery is getting yet another season next year. :picard-annoyed:

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      Are they sustained with biomemetic gelpacks? If so, I blame Neelix'a cheese.

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Doctor, Tuvix has been murdered! He was horribly murdered by the captain in a fit of bloodthirsty rage, and the medical officer on duty did absolutely nothing to stop it! It was horrible!

    • goboman [any]
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      1 year ago

      Neelix was deemed mission critical. We needed a goofy guy. A jester man.

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I'm so tired. I can't seem to be able to sleep as my damn husband seems to want to talk in the evenings. But how am I going to finish this dissertation on post-entropy warp coils in time?

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    It’s not so much a problem with me as a problem with the entire rest of the world

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      That was solved 200 years ago. Unless you happen to be Ferengi, of that is the case you may be a social revolutionary but that isn't a medical problem at all.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Hey, we did a better capitalism than you hew-mons ever attempted! :quark:

        The auditors and governmental authorities actually have teeth! :xok-og: