We should celebrate May 1st by having a contest on who can write the best (or worst) short story. No prizes or anything, no rules either. Just you and your thoughts posted online for everyone to read and probably laugh at for how bad it is. Maybe if we are lucky there will be a story so bad it will forever etched into the site’s lore.

Anyways this would sure be better than another fucking struggle session about some asinine shit like “is bionicles racist?” or “is stalin a powerbottom?”