We all know Ben and Jerry's, the ice cream brand with cutesy liberal names, but what about a chud Ben and Jerry's?
A few flavors right off the bat, feel free to contribute:
Make America Grape Again
A Small Cone of a Million Dollars
Blood and Soil (Cherry ice cream with chocolate dust in it)
Adolf Bits-ler (Vanilla with bits of candy in it or something)
Mousse-olini (Chocolate mousse gelato flavor)
Ronald Raegan flavor with jelly beans or something
A yet unnamed Ben Shapiro flavor with him on the container ala Ben and Jerry's "Americone Dream" with Stephen Colbert
Tucker Carlson flavor with only green M&Ms
It writes itself folks. There's just money sitting on the table, waiting for somebody to come take it.
Fuck me that unlocked some unpleasant memories of christmas and easter dinners that year. I had to explain to so many relatives that this was not our socdem prime minister being dictatorial, but just a marketing strategy, and somehow these geriatric fucks refuse to see reason. Only when I just started telling people that they sounded like a moron did they shut up.