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(I hope this works, it should show a shitty meme I made on my phone)

My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.

Some cells will grow up indeed, too many of them, in fact.

Oh, you're saying you put the rock in between two metal half spheres and held them slightly open with a screwdriver, but OOPS you nudged the screwdriver and now everyone in the room is dying? Cool story, bro.

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I know this isn't a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme

Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? 🙄