Just pay Norfolk Southern to attach the caboose to a freight train carrying dangerous chemicals, put some hipster dick in the back of it with a weeks supply of food, water, and gasoline to power a generator, and rent it out as a traincation. Charge 20k for the experience of pooping onto a railroad track.
Wait I would love to work from a train
It takes all day to go from LA to SF anyways ( like 12 or 13 hours). Hard to justify spending a whole day when overnight bus is an option