Just pay Norfolk Southern to attach the caboose to a freight train carrying dangerous chemicals, put some hipster dick in the back of it with a weeks supply of food, water, and gasoline to power a generator, and rent it out as a traincation. Charge 20k for the experience of pooping onto a railroad track.
Or just like, decent commuter rails. I'd love to vibe in a train for a few days with a decent cabin.