These hats ripping off Disney's logo were sold during a DeSantis book tour even last week in South Carolina.
"Check out this motherfucker. I wouldn't even go there," says Icarus.
Disney is going to be polite about it but they are going gut him like a fish and wreck (if not destroy) his presidential campaign.
I'm with you on this they are going to give so much fucking money to his opposition and they'll be paying several lobbyists as well as detectives to hunt down shit.
I have to assume there's a degree of kayfabe here. Like, he's not really that stupid, right? Like he's gotta be inviting Didney execs out for drinks to tell them "hey, don't worry, we're just doin a bit. Lemme work the piggies up for the primary and then by January no one will even remember this shit."
I have to assume there’s a degree of kayfabe here.
If there isn't - he's a glorious and stupendous moron.
Desantis has actually been a deep cover Disney operator this entire time. Once he blows his campaign through an elaborate pr stunt to get disney in the good graces of the people and solidify their neofeudal position he will mysteriously commit suicide and change his name to "Larry Smith" living the rest of his days out in foreign Disney worlds until the end of time.
Disney paratroopers will be over the target site in T minus eighteen minutes
