String theory has never made a prediction that has come true and gets disproven each time we build a bigger particle accelerator and discover new particles. Like the theory can't even explain basic observations about particle physics and the universe. The String theorists just keep telling everyone that it will work out bro, trust us, give us more funding.
Like the only reason it hasen't been abandoned yet and is still weirdly popular is becuase of the perverse incentives in academics where it pays more to pursue this kind of groundbreaking nonsense than trying to advance the frontier of the established and boring Standard Model. And it's easy to be groundbreaking when you are just making shit up. Just think of the millions in research funding these charlatans have scammed from us. They have played us for absolute fools.
We need to round up all the String theorists and parade them through the streets with dunce caps, Cultural Revolution style. We need to do 70 hour struggle sessions against them until they pass out from exhaustion.
"Particles are actually tiny strings that wiggle" "There are 11 dimensions but you don't notice the extra ones cause their are too small" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
oh yeah simulation theory isn't even smart enough to be wrong it's dipshit. The sound of bashing rocks together is a more cogent theory of the universe than simulation theory
No look, the More Law says there'll be More transistors, so we live in the Matrix.
Capeesh?
takes huge bong rip
The ancient aliens made big computers out of dark matter and we're just numbers on a screen to them, dude
I have a complaint. Who ever is simulating reality is lame as fuck
The admin of reality is undoubtedly a lib
no reality is pretty communist. I just mean how come there aren't dragons and quests and shit.
I would like to donate my fervor to your cause. I'm in.