SKEPTICAL HAMAS MEMBER – I am antisemitic but I think that the explosion that just happened had the aftertaste of Islamism.
HAMAS LEADER – I have assigned Mohammed to the rockets we make out of food imports. Mohammed, did you do this?
MOHAMMED – (using the voiceless bilabial plosive) I have killed some babies so that the Jews will be blamed!
HAMAS LEADER – Classic Mohammed! Very funny. Save some for dinner tonight. We do not need aid because you have secured our food supply, which is these babies, if that was not obvious. I love doing terrorism!
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Hmm, rethinking some of my political positions. These Hamas guys seem pretty sketchy.
