So I'm out walking my dog with my partner, and we're passing a house that's got some hog vibes. And low and behold, they have a hand painted yard sign that says "In this house we say GAY and [R-slur]... Like, what the actual fuck? Idk...

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    you found nick mullen's house, throw a bunch of toothpicks out around the doors because draculas have arithmomania

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      Also, they can't cross running water, so spray them with a hose if they come out to stop you