Most days, he wakes up at 1 pm, exercises, and writes for four hours. Break for the wife and kids. Then he writes for four more. After that he plays video games or whatever until 5 am. A powerful sleeping pill is all that works, finally, to get him, and the voices in his head, to shut up.
If I worked from home and could set my own hours, and I didn't help the kids get ready for school in the morning, my wife would pour bleach down my throat while I was asleep.
Many things, from buildings to beasts, are “enormous.”
:biggus-dickus: :biggus-dickus: :biggus-dickus:
They probably think I don’t know my Kaladin from my Adolin.
McSweeney's Quiz idea: "Characters created by Brandon Sanderson, or sleeping pills Brandon Sanderson has taken?"
[T]he company is now 50-some-people/Mormons strong
I just read part of that article (I'll finish it tomorrow or something) and from what I've so far read.....they're not wrong. Brandon's prose feels genuinely dead, it lacks for good use of literary devices. The stories aren't themselves bad (except of course for the video game mechanics) but the lacking prose makes reading the book feel like a slog.
Wired did nothing wrong
If I worked from home and could set my own hours, and I didn't help the kids get ready for school in the morning, my wife would pour bleach down my throat while I was asleep.
:biggus-dickus: :biggus-dickus: :biggus-dickus:
McSweeney's Quiz idea: "Characters created by Brandon Sanderson, or sleeping pills Brandon Sanderson has taken?"
Nice
That article sucked lol
The r/bookscirclejerk reaction to it was priceless though.
Idk I liked it lol. You can palpably feel the driven insanity of the Mormon mode of being flowjng off the page.
I just read part of that article (I'll finish it tomorrow or something) and from what I've so far read.....they're not wrong. Brandon's prose feels genuinely dead, it lacks for good use of literary devices. The stories aren't themselves bad (except of course for the video game mechanics) but the lacking prose makes reading the book feel like a slog.
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I've never heard of this guy before and I liked it better that way
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