No, you see your mom who is also the President who is also the end of all things made flesh started the Death Stranding after she shot you and your dad and felt bad about it and brought you back to life, and there are ghosts everywhere who make a nuke go off if they eat a person. You can make the ghosts go away by peeing on them or kill them with your blood. Anyway there's a guy in a robot skeleton mask named Die-Hardman and he needs you to know that delivering packages is super important, also Guillermo Del Toro wants you to join him in the shower. And then Troy Baker says "We're all of us part of the Death Stranding." Actual direct quote.
No, you see your mom who is also the President who is also the end of all things made flesh started the Death Stranding after she shot you and your dad and felt bad about it and brought you back to life, and there are ghosts everywhere who make a nuke go off if they eat a person. You can make the ghosts go away by peeing on them or kill them with your blood. Anyway there's a guy in a robot skeleton mask named Die-Hardman and he needs you to know that delivering packages is super important, also Guillermo Del Toro wants you to join him in the shower. And then Troy Baker says "We're all of us part of the Death Stranding." Actual direct quote.
You left out the part about the unskippable Blitzball cutscenes, and how your dad was a pro before he turned into a whale