• shimmer [undecided]
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    1 year ago

    I was blissfully ignorant for the longest time. It wasn't until I started wondering why my boring and smelly roommate always had so many girls around, or my co-worker who was known to be scary and abusive slept through the entire staff. They were average looking, and had very unattractive qualities to my bi-sexual self. Apparently their height made them extremely attractive and women couldn't resist them.