• RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    He could’ve gone to Singapore, or Taiwan, or just came back to Germany and lived in Chinatown or something. But instead he decided to go to Japan to learn Chinese to own da gommies

    • Dyno [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      back to germany

      I'm guessing the "ethnic German" actually means they're Americans with German great-great-great-great-grandparents

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        That's more likely the case, but I'd like to imagine they're the children of Nazi race scientists that got Operation Paperclip'd into the US, hence their sub Hank Hill levels of understanding

      • waluigiblunts [he/him]
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        edit-2
        6 months ago

        A comment in the thread said that they are actually from Alabama

      • waluigiblunts [he/him]
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        edit-2
        6 months ago

        they live in San Francisco. They call themselves "ethnically German" because they are too ashamed to admit they are actually from Alabama

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        6 months ago

        That won’t work because they said they didn’t want to send their son to a communist state 😹😹😹

        • amphibian [she/her]
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          6 months ago

          San Fransisco, a true modern communist dictatorship red-fascist dystopia...