I'm fucking with you, Neo. My friends and I are laughing at you for coming here and taking pills from strangers because you think we're computer ninjas. You work in an office and want to feel cool. I bet you think you'll learn kung fu if you eat this pill but that's just the placebo effect. You'll still wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe because you're pretty stupid.
What I choose to believe is that you actually are computer ninjas with kung fu pills and you're just telling me that you're fucking with me to fuck with me.
Neo, you've seen through our ruse. You know kung fu now. I dare you to go pick a fight with a government agent. This is your final test before we totally let you visit Computer City, which exists.
Fortunately as an American I have a duffle bag full of guns ready to go for just such an occasion.
Morpheus' friend comes over and gives him 5 bucks. "OK, you win. Now I'm convinced that this guy will never believe he's wrong."
morpheus then shows his friend a reddit comment thread