So glad I never spent money on this past buying the first game—not only do they treat their employees like dogwater, they can't even squeeze out the big thing that justified Overwatch 2*

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Unironically though Blizzard cinematics are incredibly formulaic, but they still work at making me go :soypoint-1: :soypoint-2: every time.

    Replaying StarCraft 2 campaigns rn and yeah the cinematics are all pretty cool to look at but good god the writing is dogshit.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      :soypoint-1: Waifu got corrupted! Again!

      :soypoint-1: Glowing eyes!

      :soypoint-1: Vaguely profound sounding lines like "I will never serve!"

      Ever onward ramping up until a LOST-like sputtering dragged out wet fart story closer until next expenasion :soypoint-2: