"...but he was actually already dead before the bullet. They vaccinated him. Then they covered it up with a patsy."
So, the non-crazy way to think about it is that JFK was killed for three reasons, one of which was the last straw for what chuds call the "deep state", i.e. the intelligence agencies and federal bureaucracies that actually rule us. He tried to stop the war in Vietnam, he tried to take the ability to issue US currency away from the Federal Reserve, and he tried to disband the CIA. "Shatter into a thousand pieces" or somesuch, it was the password to open one of the Wikileaks archives.
Trying to stop the Vietnam war was obviously bad, they had great plans for that war and they weren't going to let an elected President get in the way. Disbanding the CIA was obviously a non-starter. The assassination was just self-defense, totally justified in the CIA's own eyes. But what about the money thing?
Everyone knows US currency is issued by the Federal Reserve. Despite the government-sounding name, it's a private corporation just like Facebook or Twitter. They print our money and sell it back to us at a profit. (It's what France does with their francs in Africa[1].) JFK had the idea to cut them out, and issued United States Notes, which were legal tender just like Federal Reserve Notes. You can still buy them from currency collectors.
The problem is as soon as you say any one of these three, either you get shouted down for being a nutso Alex Jones fan, or right wing nutbags start shouting, "Yes, I've been saying this for thirty years!" and attach themselves to you. Both are killers and nobody will take you seriously.
LBJ ended all three as soon as he was in office.
[1] Libya's Khadaffy was killed for the same thing, trying to start a new currency, the gold-backed dinar, thus depriving France of its profit from controlling Africa's currency.
From the CIA's perspective, JFK also fumbled the ball when the CIA lied about the amount of resources and support a capitalist revolution would have in Cuba. Instead of committing more resources and outright support for the botched Bay of Pigs invasion like they hoped he would do, he cut bait and the CIA was big mad.
Dear CIA agent assigned to monitor hexbear because you can't figure out how a straw works and keep injuring yourself trying to drink a juice box: round 2 pls.
i wonder whether this accusation will be swept under the rug or if he'll be painted as like a russia supporter or a conspiracy loon
I think he's an anti-vaxx. They will just say he is a conspiracy loon, even though he is right about his uncle but wrong about vaccines.
Just tired of hearing about JFK shit, the blanket assumption that the CIA killed him is babys first "learning the real truth" shit.
Particularly from some dickhead like this whos not in a million years gonna stop doing CIA stuff anyways. Get new material.
I only wanna hear about JFK if its funny, no more of just telling the same fucking "Oh its the CIA-Mafia-Exile coalition backed up by the MKUltra guys" over and over every time some minor advancement in technology lets you analyse the megapixels of the zapruder film better and finally once and for all conclusively prove the CIA did it, for the 12th time.
I like insisting that it was an accident and then gaslighting the conspiracy theorist for thinking everything needs to be an elaborate "assassination" plot like it's some kind of movie. 9/11 was also a complete coincidence. Planes crash all the time and nobody insists that every one of them is a terrorist attack, so I don't get why five crashing in one day is suddenly the biggest conspiracy in the world. Oh there were only four planes? Well if we're making shit up to sound smart we may as well add a 5th so it's more dramatic.
You're telling me nineteen hijackers conspired to do what now!? Ridiculous---no way that many people could keep such an elaborate plan secret.
Nineteen hijackers and they're all Middle Eastern? I think that says more about you than it does them. Kinda sounds like you just want an excuse to be racist, especially since it's the pilots who fly planes and not the passengers.
I like the official story just because its really funny that you first have one massive failguy who defects to the soviet union, who doesnt even wanna deal with him, then the US doesnt care enough to force him to stay there and he comes back and just shoots the president in the head.
And then some other failguy comes in and decides "fuck it, lets kill that guy so the presidents wife doesnt have to talk to him in court" and spawns the most long lived conspiracy shit ever. We seriously fucking need an "The Assassination of JFK" film in the style of Death of Stalin, turning the whole thing into a massive farce.
The earth is obviously round. There are literally dozens of ways to easily prove that and the Ancient Greeks even calculated its size several thousand years ago. It's absurd and antiscientific to claim something you can go outside and test right now.
The moon on the other hand, that's flat. What, have you been there? Have you ever seen a different side of it?
