WASHINGTON—Recalling the uncontrollable erotic pleasure she experienced while watching her husband coordinate an airstrike, Michelle Obama revealed to reporters Monday that drone warfare played a large part in her and Barack Obama’s psychosexual relationship. “While my love story with Barack is incredibly complicated,…
This is literally just based on the actual relationship between Bill and Hillary Clinton, like I'm not even kidding, she literally didn't say a word to him for 6 months after the Lewinsky scandal, until one day when she suddenly called him saying we needed to bomb Kosovo and that was how they restarted their relationship
imagine explaining this to the people of Kosovo
Hillary had the most earth shattering orgasm of her life thinking about the smoking craters where a school used to be.
I was literally just looking for that information, I couldn't remember which country it was.
:this:
that :hillgasm: got me acting unwise