:die-motherfucker: :headshot: :die-motherfucker: :headshot::die-motherfucker:
In an occult operation powered by the blood sacrifice of millions of Southeast Asians, Kissinger asked the Powers Beyond the Veil for immortality
He forgot to specify eternal youth
at this point i hope kissinger lives forever but keeps getting progressively older and more frail
Hell is like "we don't want him either you assholes keep this one for once"
I am going to go to sleep now, and dream about the news of henry kissinger's death at 11:59PM on the day before his 100th birthday :lathe-of-heaven:
Let's all celebrate anyway, maybe that'll somehow get him to die today. HAPPY 100TH, HENRY! 🎉
Pleased to discover there’s a shoe-throw emoji. I have that picture framed and displayed in my bedroom
At least his quality of life is probably pretty crap with that half-melted body he's got.
"Only the good die young": by inversion, Henry Kissinger is immortal.
