If he comes to your town, it means he thinks you are all backward. So do your duty, and sling a shake .
Top tip: you can save valuable time by leaving it in the cup and just throwing that.
Might not be from Maccie Ds as they are expensive. Possibly not even a milkshake, let's go dairy free for the planet. However, I am sure you can all rummage up something. Not that he'd dare come up here.
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Is your local water company irresponsibly releasing sewage into your rivers?
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Are you struggling to find an environmentally sound liquid to throw over Nigel Farridge?
I wonder if there's some sort of solution to both these problems? Perhaps there is a way to both help remove a small amount of sewage from the river and also find something to throw at Nigel?
Hmm...
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oooh - a great shot from the young lady, to open the season with what looks like it might be banana milkshake.
Maybe this be the first of many - have a great season and happy shake slinging.
I like that this has become a sort of election tradition now lol.
If I can propose a slight tweak, if you know he's heading your way might I suggest buying the milkshake about a week beforehand to allow it to reach it's full potential? Let it level up, so to speak.
Rember when that dipshit Andy ngo got milkshakes and chids were trying to argue it wad assault because it was actually concrete not milkshake.
I'm not saying it was concrete, I'm just saying that's an interesting thought exercise.
People throwing mysterious liquids over other people is a problem, even if it can be comical. Imagine if it had been one of those nutters throwing bathroom cleaner.
Deserved. How many elections has he already lost? He needs to get in the sea already.
There's a possibility that the whole thing was a publicity stunt? This picture has started circulating.
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What a weird publicity stunt this would be. Do people actually feel bad for him or something? I'm from the US and only seem to hear about Nigel when he gets hit in the face with a milkshake or says something horrendous
Nothing creepy about that hug...these old fucks can't help themselves can they.
Apparently that's a different person. More on this as it develops. Over to Emperor with sports news.
The last guy who did it was fined 350.
How do we set up a gofundme for props legal fees ?
Her: "My milkshake brings all the boys from the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours."
Scotland Yard: "Damn right, it's better than yours."
"I can teach you, but I'll have to charge" - Torries proposal for the future of higher Ed in the country.
The only thing that got launched was a milkshake at that fascist's face lmao
The Daily Mail has the answer. I've clicked the link so you don't have to.
Woman threw milkshake over Farage is OnlyFans model
Eirian Jane Prosser
14 - 17 minutes
18:24, 04 Jun 2024, updated 20:49, 04 Jun 2024
The woman who hurled a milkshake over Nigel Farage as he launched his campaign to become an MP is a Jeremy Corbyn-supporting OnlyFans model who hails from a family of Brexiteers, MailOnline can reveal.
Victoria Thomas-Bowen, 25, was arrested by police on suspicion of assault after she drenched the new Reform leader as he stepped out of a Wetherspoons in Clacton, Essex.
Dramatic pictures show how the mother-of-one dodged Mr Farage's burly minders before flinging the contents of a McDonald's cup towards him. It caught him full in the face.
Mr Farage, who previously dubbed Clacton the 'most patriotic' town in Britain, merely wiped his eyes and continued.
Speaking from his home in nearby Jaywick, her Brexit-voting brother Paul told MailOnline: 'I have just seen it, and to be honest, I'm appalled. I don't know where she is. I don't want anything to do with her.'
Despite posting a video on X with the caption 'my milkshake brings all the people to the rally' in reference to the 2003 song Milkshake, Farage admitted it was 'quite frightening'.
Nigel Farage was drenched by a woman after being mobbed by crowds in what he described as the 'most patriotic' town in Britain
The woman who was arrested for dramatically throwing a milkshake over Nigel Farage is a Jeremy Corbyn-supporting OnlyFans model, MailOnline can reveal
Victoria Thomas-Bowen, 25, was arrested by police on suspicion of assault after she drenched the new Reform leader as he stepped into the huge mob
Thomas, who is an OnlyFans model with more than 18,100 followers on Instagram, appears to be a Labour supporter, previously pledging her support to Keir Starmer's party
The blonde young woman who threw the milkshake over the politician
Don't mention the milkshake: Farage's highlights of Clacton meeting
The incident has led to wide condemnation from MPs all across the political spectrum including Labour's Yvette Cooper who called it a 'disgrace' and 'completely unacceptable and wrong'.
But Thomas-Bowen, who films her x-rated video clips in the spare bedroom of her mother's £260,000 house in Grays, told the BBC she flung the banana milkshake because she 'just felt like it'.
'He doesn't stand for me', the self-described 'petite blonde pocket rocket' added. 'He doesn't represent anything I believe in, or any of the people around here. He doesn't represent us, he's not from here.'
She previously voiced her support for Jeremy Corbyn on Facebook and called for Britons to boycott the late Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Last November, the model flew out to Istanbul for a nose job.
She told her subscribers she underwent the procedure to make her nose 'smaller' and 'prettier'.
Posting pictures of her recovery - and showing off the difference before and after - Thomas-Bowen said she loved her new nose 'so much' and was already breathing better.
'My milkshake brings all the people to the rally!' Farage jabs back
Mr Farage was flanked as usual by burly security as he left a pub, but they could do nothing as the women flung the contents of what appeared to be a McDonald's cup towards him
They're was a lot more but I think you get the gist. It was mostly pro farage stuff.
Why can't we get banana milkshakes at McDs over here in the land of the free?
