Narrator: String theory offers basically fucking nothing except a woo gap for techbros to fantasize about. :the-more-you-know:

The very smartest A U T O D I D A C T S find out what "penultimate" actually means instead of just saying it because it sounds smart challenge. Difficulty level: leaving this universe. :curry-space:

When billionaire techbros and their sycophantic fawning devotees are so alienated and isolated that they fantasize about escaping the only universe that they have ever known to do... probably the same shit in another one. :galaxy-brain:

The California Ideology has the same methodology as cancer cells. :libertarian-approaching: