I and many other Web Authors such as myself am much aggrieved by the constant, incessant, and unceasing use of emotes on this Web site. It is acrimonious and salacious that authors such as myself who insist upon having serious intercourse are placed at such a magnumonious disadvantage.

Consider if you will the sensational (and quite frankly, often objectionable) nature of these emotes! If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this Web site's collection of emotes is tantamount to Mein Kampf.

Once this issue has been fixed, I will begin accepting apologies from each of you.

    • MoneyIsTheDeepState [comrade/them,he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I waited in good faith for the timer to complete its countdown, but instead of the emotes being banned as promised I was insulted heinously. How can the users of this Web site expect to get any serious intercourse done in this atmosphere?

      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        Okay, sorry. For real this time we'll ban emotes if you click the survey below:

        spoiler

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