I and many other Web Authors such as myself am much aggrieved by the constant, incessant, and unceasing use of emotes on this Web site. It is acrimonious and salacious that authors such as myself who insist upon having serious intercourse are placed at such a magnumonious disadvantage.
Consider if you will the sensational (and quite frankly, often objectionable) nature of these emotes! If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this Web site's collection of emotes is tantamount to Mein Kampf.
Once this issue has been fixed, I will begin accepting apologies from each of you.
I agree :geordi-yes: this website's use of emotes is disgusting :kombucha-disgust: There are just too many :ooooooooooooooh: how am I supposed to find situations that I can use all of these in? :thinking-about-it: It makes me so mad :owl-pissed: It's objectionable! :edgeworth-pissed: It's poison to this great platform :freedom-and-democracy: This was supposed to be a place where great minds could battle it out in the marketplace of ideas :expert-shapiro: but istead it's a cesspool of :gamer-gulag:, :owl-wink: and :liberalism: . The only cure to this 'emote question' is a purge :no-fash: We must :gulag: everyone who has ever used an emote. What do you say, fellow Hexbears :hexbear-retro: do we have a deal? :spamsus:
I waited in good faith for the timer to complete its countdown, but instead of the emotes being banned as promised I was insulted heinously. How can the users of this Web site expect to get any serious intercourse done in this atmosphere?
Okay, sorry. For real this time we'll ban emotes if you click the survey below:
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:PIGPOOPBALLS:
Your mom and I had serious intercourse :fidel-balling:
indubitably agreed my adroit and precocious compatriot :lenin-laugh:
your request has been approved. all emotes will be replaced with a small portrait of John Kerry
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this Web site’s collection of emotes is tantamount to Mein Kampf.
I'm pretty sure we have around 600 emotes, and 600*1,000=600,000 , so it's more of an Atlas Shrugged.
Consider if you will the sensational (and quite frankly, often objectionable) nature of these emotes!
To be quite honest I can say maybe there is at least half a dozen or so people out of the 20k or so that actualy looked at a random post here and saw :hillary-apartment: or :trump-anguish: or whatever and we're immidiately turned off, maybe they thought we were hillary-fans .net or magahex. net etc.
Wouldn't surprise me at all, when you have so many people coming here I'm sure some libs immidiately saw this and just ran away rofl.
Realy with all the stupid nonsense coming from mainstream libs finally hearing the word tankie last year or so its all going downhill.
