I and many other Web Authors such as myself am much aggrieved by the constant, incessant, and unceasing use of emotes on this Web site. It is acrimonious and salacious that authors such as myself who insist upon having serious intercourse are placed at such a magnumonious disadvantage.
Consider if you will the sensational (and quite frankly, often objectionable) nature of these emotes! If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this Web site's collection of emotes is tantamount to Mein Kampf.
Once this issue has been fixed, I will begin accepting apologies from each of you.
I agree :geordi-yes: this website's use of emotes is disgusting :kombucha-disgust: There are just too many :ooooooooooooooh: how am I supposed to find situations that I can use all of these in? :thinking-about-it: It makes me so mad :owl-pissed: It's objectionable! :edgeworth-pissed: It's poison to this great platform :freedom-and-democracy: This was supposed to be a place where great minds could battle it out in the marketplace of ideas :expert-shapiro: but istead it's a cesspool of :gamer-gulag:, :owl-wink: and :liberalism: . The only cure to this 'emote question' is a purge :no-fash: We must :gulag: everyone who has ever used an emote. What do you say, fellow Hexbears :hexbear-retro: do we have a deal? :spamsus: