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  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    My doctor (who is some short guy's wife, btw) keeps telling me I shouldn't be "Irishing up" my coffee 7 days a week. I can only assume she's pro English and doesn't want to see Ireland re-unified.

    Also, unrelated note, due to lactose intolerance issues, I've swapped out Baileys Irish Cream in my morning Irish coffee with absinthe.

    Edit:

    Here's my daily Irish coffee recipe: 30mL espresso (decaf on weekends so I can fit an afternoon nap in), 60mL absinthe. Usually take 1 at 10:00 and another at 15:00. Usually double the espresso and the absinthe on a Monday, because Mondays, amirite?

    • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      When my mom died I got a migraine every day, so while waiting for the doctor I did the same but added orange juice since orange juice (especially the environmental disaster in a bottle kind) and absinthe is legit. Caffeine + alcohol means no migraine but all the pretty colors for me.