happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agofuck fuck fuck what if china is inventing a machine that makes you small so ants are big and you have to run from them but there's a worm and it's big too?message-squaremessage-square20 fedilinkarrow-up155file-text
arrow-up155message-squarefuck fuck fuck what if china is inventing a machine that makes you small so ants are big and you have to run from them but there's a worm and it's big too?happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agomessage-square20 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear10·1 year agoI can't believe the evil Chinese communist government would do this. We better invade RIGHT NOW and shut the whole thing down. link
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexagonhexbear11·1 year agoI'm not racist I have so many friends but I don't want to have to hide behind a rock while crickets look for me. China needs to be stopped. link
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear14·1 year agoI'm so scared rn what if I have to ride a fly with a tiny saddle. I'm afraid of heights omg im crying link
minus-squareComp4 [she/her]hexbear3·1 year agoI propose a limited nuclear exchange with China to uphold the global peace. link
I can't believe the evil Chinese communist government would do this. We better invade RIGHT NOW and shut the whole thing down.
I'm not racist I have so many friends but I don't want to have to hide behind a rock while crickets look for me. China needs to be stopped.
I'm so scared rn what if I have to ride a fly with a tiny saddle. I'm afraid of heights omg im crying
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I propose a limited nuclear exchange with China to uphold the global peace.