happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agofuck fuck fuck what if china is inventing a machine that makes you small so ants are big and you have to run from them but there's a worm and it's big too?message-squaremessage-square20 fedilinkarrow-up155file-text
arrow-up155message-squarefuck fuck fuck what if china is inventing a machine that makes you small so ants are big and you have to run from them but there's a worm and it's big too?happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agomessage-square20 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexagonhexbear8·1 year agoWhat if those words mean it's going to be deployed on the 4th of July when everyone will be outside? I need to email the president I literally just peed myself. link
亲爱的，我缩小了美国人的体型！
What if those words mean it's going to be deployed on the 4th of July when everyone will be outside? I need to email the president I literally just peed myself.