Initially I did a spit take because it just seems so silly, just preposterous. But on second thought Seth Abramson is not a jokester he's a pretty serious researcher so let's wait and see but could this be the beginning of alien apocalypse dystopia blah blah blah.....??
I know, right? Who fucking cares if aliens visit. Fuck tourists, tourists are scum.
This used to be a playground, but then aliens from the actual planet fitness made it into an embassy. Which is also a gym. They all are now