America is literally suffocating because of Canada’s shitty environmental policy, our hands are clean in this Canadians, not literally, New York City hasn’t had this much dust in the air since 9/11, but this is all your fucking fault leafs! No cap Canada should just be fucking annexed at this point, they can’t feed their people, they’re euthanizing homeless people, and their prime minister is an unelected black face wearing wef shill.

Seriously, I think we should redirect the talk about invading Mexico to Canada. Like we should use the sea of malding chuds and point them north instead of south. And before you ask, no I don’t respect Quebec, I thought French people were supposed to make good food, your food is literal diarrhea and you slap a 20$ price tag on it. LETS INVADE THE FUCKING NORTH!

  • ispeakforeverybody [comrade/them]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    It’s not wrecking until I have a bad take, and clearly I’m absolutely 100% right. Is anyone here gonna try to take a shot at the king and say “well actually the fires started in Canada are actually America’s fault” because I AM FUCKING READY!

    • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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      1 year ago

      Canada's bad politics are largely backed and paid for by American capitalists. It's an inter-imperial imperialism. Deal with it. Bring back The waffle.

      • ispeakforeverybody [comrade/them]
        hexagon
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        1 year ago

        How exactly does an independent Quebec help the left? It’s like thinking that Ireland is a leftist bastion because the Ira was LE BASED. No hon the Ira is dead and the modern Irish state it died to create is just a fucking tax haven no different than any other eu country.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          The Troubles Maple Poutine edition would be very funny, so I support it.

        • RebloodlicanDemocrip [any]
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          1 year ago

          Not really. A lot of Ireland is still quite radical, and I really do think there's something in the psyche of a nation with revolution and independence in its history compared to not. Of course, the psyche of a nation is wrapped up in materialist reasons and power systems but in England the word revolution and riot is scary, whereas in France it's more heroic and necessary. Both colonial nations, both imperialist, but one has a recent history of revolution.

          Ireland's history is even more recent, and they were oppressed by the Brits and did a lot less imperialism. When they did it, it was often in tandem WITH the empire. If anyone's got a predilection for anti imperialism in Britain it's the Irish. With anti imperialism often comes other radical theory. There's still loads of revolutionary graffiti in areas where the troubles happened that the community upholds with pride.