America is literally suffocating because of Canada’s shitty environmental policy, our hands are clean in this Canadians, not literally, New York City hasn’t had this much dust in the air since 9/11, but this is all your fucking fault leafs! No cap Canada should just be fucking annexed at this point, they can’t feed their people, they’re euthanizing homeless people, and their prime minister is an unelected black face wearing wef shill.
Seriously, I think we should redirect the talk about invading Mexico to Canada. Like we should use the sea of malding chuds and point them north instead of south. And before you ask, no I don’t respect Quebec, I thought French people were supposed to make good food, your food is literal diarrhea and you slap a 20$ price tag on it. LETS INVADE THE FUCKING NORTH!
I think the current crop of neoliberal leeches shoved in to human skin suits has proved that Marxism is a learned behavior rather than an inherited condition.
I think that every single time I buy cannabis in a well-lit retail store run by people happy to show their faces in public while they sell weed.
I despise pretty much everything he has actually done (unlike what chuds think he's done). Paid lip service to environmental causes while literally funding fossil fuel pipelines. Cheerfully going along with NATO's current insanity. Been a dutiful lapdog of Bay Street. Does what the US government tells him to do re: foreign aid and sanctions.
But the fucker successfully beat down the prohibitionists, especially those in the RCMP. So I will curse his name as I take another sip of my favourite brand of THC-infused seltzer.
Fuck it, I'll drink a beer to pissing off the Royal Canadian Mounted Gestapo, right before I throw the bottle at his stupid Cuban head.
It’s not wrecking until I have a bad take, and clearly I’m absolutely 100% right. Is anyone here gonna try to take a shot at the king and say “well actually the fires started in Canada are actually America’s fault” because I AM FUCKING READY!
Canada's bad politics are largely backed and paid for by American capitalists. It's an inter-imperial imperialism. Deal with it. Bring back The waffle.
How exactly does an independent Quebec help the left? It’s like thinking that Ireland is a leftist bastion because the Ira was LE BASED. No hon the Ira is dead and the modern Irish state it died to create is just a fucking tax haven no different than any other eu country.
So I can go there and stop reading these dogshit takes in English.
Then go to Louisiana, at least the food is palatable. Baise ta mere tu ne connais rien a la france.
The Troubles Maple Poutine edition would be very funny, so I support it.
Not really. A lot of Ireland is still quite radical, and I really do think there's something in the psyche of a nation with revolution and independence in its history compared to not. Of course, the psyche of a nation is wrapped up in materialist reasons and power systems but in England the word revolution and riot is scary, whereas in France it's more heroic and necessary. Both colonial nations, both imperialist, but one has a recent history of revolution.
Ireland's history is even more recent, and they were oppressed by the Brits and did a lot less imperialism. When they did it, it was often in tandem WITH the empire. If anyone's got a predilection for anti imperialism in Britain it's the Irish. With anti imperialism often comes other radical theory. There's still loads of revolutionary graffiti in areas where the troubles happened that the community upholds with pride.
I agree with annexing Canada. It's silly to have more than one white supremacist colonial state on a single continent
It’s silly to have more than one white supremacist colonial state on a single continent
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Didn’t Canada wreck your shit last time you tried to have a war with them
that was when they tried without the help of New York---i think they've been persuaded this time :sicko-pig:
rest assured that no matter how shitty and ineffectual the US military is the canadian military is even more shitty and ineffectual
Canada wrecked America's shit the same way Britain wrecked the Wehrmacht's shit in WW2. They didn't actually do most of the work, but they still try and take a large amount of the credit anyway.
Yes and no. The USA got wrecked during the campaign waged in Canada, but the final battle, in New Orleans, was an absolute slaughter in the USA's favor. (Ironically, the war was already over when that battle was fought, but word hadn't reached the Americas yet.)
They razed Washington to the ground. They get to claim a win for that one.
That war was with the British Empire. And they wrecked pretty much everyone's shit back then. Honestly it's a miracle we even got a single win against them. At the Battle of New Orleans those redcoats that Andy Jackson whipped were veterans of the Peninsular Campaign, and they were hard men. They dealt out death and were not afraid to receive it.
In our defense we were extremely drunk at the time.
The War of 1812 by The Arrogant Worms
It's honestly kind of embarrassing for humanity that the only nation that has ever razed the capital of the evil empire is fucking Canada. Like get your shit together, world.
No cap Canada should just be fucking annexed at this point, they can’t feed their people, they’re euthanizing homeless people, and their prime minister is an unelected black face wearing wef shill.
So they can still do that but with American passports I don’t..?
If we annex Canada then you can blame the USA for any future problems in the area. I see it as a win/win.
I already do, but tbh they literally won’t see it coming rn so I say go for it
Canada is just the United States with smug liberal values, and that arguably makes it worse.
Fuck no the last thing we need is Albertans whining more about how oppressed they are for not being allowed to end all life on earth to get their shitty oil that costs 10 bajillion dollars to extract per day
Albertans would absolutely support annexation. They’ll do anything to own the libs, including letting America annex them.
If Canada gets annexed by the US because of pollution the Albertans would presumably have to stop extracting their dogshit oil and get a real economy for once, which I could see the chuds getting mad about
Then again, they are chuds so they’ll eventually find something to complain about regardless
The hilarious part is that all the pro-separatist laws they passed because of Quebec would work spectacularly well for Alberta to secede. And since it's not viable as an independent state, being landlocked and all, the US would gain a 51st star on the flag. Alberta is the Canadian cultural equivalent of Texas so they'd fit right in.
Albertans whining more about how oppressed
Can't whine if they're :gamer-gulag:
The Overton Window must shift to accomodate this.
All scenes set in Mexico will be in a luxurious mocha brown.
Kissinger if you help us invade Canada I’ll give you another 10 years!
If America's hat is just part of America the country will become too fat and implode into a black hole.
I am not opposed.
