America is literally suffocating because of Canada’s shitty environmental policy, our hands are clean in this Canadians, not literally, New York City hasn’t had this much dust in the air since 9/11, but this is all your fucking fault leafs! No cap Canada should just be fucking annexed at this point, they can’t feed their people, they’re euthanizing homeless people, and their prime minister is an unelected black face wearing wef shill.

Seriously, I think we should redirect the talk about invading Mexico to Canada. Like we should use the sea of malding chuds and point them north instead of south. And before you ask, no I don’t respect Quebec, I thought French people were supposed to make good food, your food is literal diarrhea and you slap a 20$ price tag on it. LETS INVADE THE FUCKING NORTH!

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    In our defense we were extremely drunk at the time.

    The War of 1812 by The Arrogant Worms

    It's honestly kind of embarrassing for humanity that the only nation that has ever razed the capital of the evil empire is fucking Canada. Like get your shit together, world.