My head of the DOJ came up to me and said, Mr. President you can’t show them these files.
We’ll folks, I’m gonna show them to you anyways
I hope it’s just a dossier full of times we demanded a chud to post hog and every use of :PIGPOOPBALLS: provided to the white house by our NSA handlers.
“This website, it’s full of awful people. You wouldn’t believe the types of people who use this website. People like Antifa, Trans People, Owls. Folks it’s terrifying.
These people they harass anyone, just for asking questions. They say “hey let me see your you-know-what!” I was talking, just talking on there, and 50 of these people you know what they did? They replied with a little picture of a pig. And you know what it was doing? Well I’m not going to tell you what he was doing. But believe me it was awful!”