If you're wondering how orientalist this is, the first line begins with "there is an old Chinese proverb" while flute music plays

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    At the behest of Chinese intelligence, Shriver unsuccessfully applied for jobs with the US State Department and CIA

    He didn't even get hired! If he had kept his mouth shut nobody would have been able to prove anything, this is why you don't talk to cops.

    edit: okay he also fucked up trying to smuggle cash through the airport