I COOK like a MAN. With a CAST IRON SKILLET. And then I DRY IT GENTLY with a CLOTH. And ANOINT IT'S FACE LIGHTLY WITH OILS. And then put it in its SPECIAL AREA like a LITTLE PRINCE.

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  • beef_curds [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    When I was in highschool, health class was taught by a guy with a mustache. Instead of carrying around a bag of flower, or robo baby, we had to carry around a cast iron skillet for two weeks. If it came back with any rust, we failed.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      This is like some kind of medieval squire's hazing.

      Also, it's hilarious that us highschools will make kids carry a fake baby around instead of just giving them condoms.