• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    :melon-musk: Secret big-brain techbro lord plan:

    1. release of the 'gold checkmark' for $15 to block blue and below
    2. release of the 'platinum checkmark' for $25 to harass gold and below
    3. etc.
    • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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      1 year ago

      Log in daily to earn 5 rubies. Exchange them for ban coins. Spend 5000 block removed to get another user's posts removed.

      • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        lol Hell yeah, then they can release a 'Battle Pass' system: for every 2^x people who use their ban coins on you, you unlock special premium icons for your account.

        And for just $24.99 there's a second track that has special powers like ban coin vetoes or forced top reply to certain high profile accounts, including Elon Musk himself! :so-true:

      • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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        edit-2
        1 year ago

        how is c0ins a slur

        edit: it's not. I don't know what slur I even typed at this point. Must have been a bad one. I'm so pathetic.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      It has to be something like that, right?

      I would be surprised if he is actually removing it without some sort of pay-to-block bullshit queued up, because then its just wanton stupidity instead of greed