Literally See See Pee style terrorists.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    hexagon
    ·
    1 year ago

    Xi is hacking your phone rn and laughing at your small dick pic you sent to someone who you thought liked you, surprise, they didn't.

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
      ·
      1 year ago

      I....uh....hey, how did you know about that?

      (that really did happen to me recently, minus the dick pics. I made a casual advance and it ruined the friendship. I was doing all the emotional labor anyways so fuck it)

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Oh shidd, oh FUGG how could XI do this to me?!? HE KNEW how much I was crushin on them!

      :xinternet: