Literally See See Pee style terrorists.
hey, HEY
I do not like Russia, I just recognize the fact that they're responding to Western aggression and wish them a decisive victory
As for me I just never got the memo that the Soviet Union fell so I still think Joey Steel is up there giving them hell.
For me it has nothing to do with like or dislike. I just want to make love to Russia.
I know this is supposed to be a circlejerk post but I couldn't help myself. I can't do it.
What, too irony poisoned? It's pretty low-effort too, if I'm being honest with myself
Nothing about this war will end in anything that might conventionally be described as "victory". Its all just a giant shitshow.
if the gangster capitalists, nazis, and nato can all lose at once that would be really cool
it's me, i'm the Chinese Cuban Party (CCP) secret agent spy mercenary paid shill
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it's pretty windy in moscow right now
I told them that the See See Pee is an evil authoritarian regime and they said that I See See Peed my pants :angery:
ATTENTION NEW USERS! Hexbear is a podcast about being gay with your dad.
ATTENTION NEW USERS! Hexbear is a communist server. I wasn't told this when I signed up a year ago. I hold each and everyone of you responsible, now let me make this place exactly like Reddit thereby repeating the cycle that brought me here in the first place.
ATTENTION NEW USERS! Sightings of :PIGPOOPBALLS: are normal.
Someone actually got banned on lemmy.ml for posting pig poop balls lol
It's true, the investigative journalists at Bellingcat have discovered a picture of me.
Oh shit oh fuck! I thought they were true principled leftists who loves NATO (an amazing example of anti-imperialist mutual aid among free democracies) and agrees with everything the US state department claims!
I want to file a formal complaint to Mr. Bear and have this tankie terrorist group (probably a Russian op made by the See See Pee) banned!
ATTENTION DUELISTS! My hair is the the true left! Hexbear users do not even play children's card games! Do not be fooled.
Um buddy you have to be american to be a true leftist. Critique of social movements is literally the family guy skin tone chart.
There are things to criticize about China and Russia that Redditors will never do because they can't make one without inserting their same five jokes like a programmed bot.
social credit!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming:
ATTENTION NEW USERS! Chinese life expectancy, which had remained stagnant at about 32 for the century prior, doubled during a 40 year period following the establishment of the PRC, and has now outpaced the life expectancy of the US.
They don't have to. They just keep tricking the people of China into supporting them by checks notes materially improving their lives.
They only did that so they could be forced to do slave labor in the gulags for longer!
They also raised the literacy rate from like 15% to 97%, so they could force everyone to read communist propaganda and get indoctrinated
i mean, at least Norway has a sovereign wealth fund based on resource extraction royalties which is better than most other countries can say
but it's then invested into equity markets so :yea:
I mean, a lot of it comes from oil. Of course, other countries with oil are said to have "The Oil Curse," where the presence of oil magically causes political instability in countries that are eligible for US foreign policy intervention :us-foreign-policy:
Most of the profits of neocolonialism stay in the pockets of the corporations which hold colonial assets and which rarely pay taxes to anyone.
Xi is hacking your phone rn and laughing at your small dick pic you sent to someone who you thought liked you, surprise, they didn't.
I....uh....hey, how did you know about that?
(that really did happen to me recently, minus the dick pics. I made a casual advance and it ruined the friendship. I was doing all the emotional labor anyways so fuck it)
I…uh…hey, how did you know about that?
I know all because I have communist hacking technology.
You should hack my job and take our systems down again so I have an excuse to not work more
Historical Materialism grants one powers some may consider.. unnatural.
Oh shidd, oh FUGG how could XI do this to me?!? HE KNEW how much I was crushin on them!
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