" “Hey, if those 9-foot beings come back, don’t call us alright?” an officer said as he walks away from the house and back to his cruiser."
Fucking cowards.
" “Hey, if those 9-foot beings come back, don’t call us alright?” an officer said as he walks away from the house and back to his cruiser."
Fucking cowards.
And why would they just randomly pop in on a random family in suburbia? Just to hide behind a truck and spook them.
Like, there might be non-human intelligence watching us, observing us, but when people insist they saw an alien rummaging in their garage or something, I'm like - fucking why would they?? Nobody in the fucking multiverse cares about your tool shed.
It’s the suburban murder fantasy combined with a desperate need to be validated by becoming the first known person to murder an alien
Surely these super advanced beings from beyond the stars are here to speak with me specifically, about my nightly PF Changs orders and the Big Game