" “Hey, if those 9-foot beings come back, don’t call us alright?” an officer said as he walks away from the house and back to his cruiser."

Fucking cowards.

  • rubpoll [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    And why would they just randomly pop in on a random family in suburbia? Just to hide behind a truck and spook them.

    Like, there might be non-human intelligence watching us, observing us, but when people insist they saw an alien rummaging in their garage or something, I'm like - fucking why would they?? Nobody in the fucking multiverse cares about your tool shed.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It’s the suburban murder fantasy combined with a desperate need to be validated by becoming the first known person to murder an alien

      • rubpoll [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        Surely these super advanced beings from beyond the stars are here to speak with me specifically, about my nightly PF Changs orders and the Big Game