full of fucking stinky ass liberals now i miss my chapo posters

  • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Oh yeah? If you're so knowledgeable, then what's the Emperor's True Name?

    scurries to hide Tzeetchian tentacles behind the unconvincing visage of a human debatebro

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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      1 year ago

      Brahm al-Khadour, also know as Malcador the Sigillite

      Yeah that's right, I subscribe to the semi-plausible fan theory that the emperor is a psychic construct created by Malcador that took on a life of it own, because it's hilarious and better than the ancient shaman theory

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        I subscribe to a similar theory, that The Emperor is actually a manifestation of what the Ork psychic getsalt perceives him to be.

      • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        A bold move, given that the Emperor's memories of mindbulleting his shitty uncle as justice for him murdering his father in ancient Anatolia from Master of Mankind is one of my favorite lore bits.

        Besides, if the Emperor isn't the ancient being everything thinks he is then you miss out on all of his former Perpetual friends calling him a tyrannical fuckwit and then fucking off to go be farmers on the edges of space to try and avoid the blowback of his failures.