• pooh [she/her, any]
    ·
    4 months ago

    Since balls are a natural filter for microplastics, I'm only drinking cum from now on

      • pooh [she/her, any]
        ·
        4 months ago

        Every 3 months, according to the manual. Or you could just switch over to cum from a different set of balls and not have to change out anything. This is where truck stop glory holes really come in handy.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
      ·
      4 months ago

      Would I get sick from consuming nothing but Jack for thirty days, or is the surgeon general a stupid pussy? My name is TankieTanuki and I'm ready to find out!