It's mine now. I'm going to sell it on the black market. :xibe-check:
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You have to pull the labia up and back so they're not obstructing the urethra. It takes some practice though and I think individual variations make it easier for some people and impractical for others.
My neighbor never returned the penis he borrowed last year.
You could never handle the sheer quantities of PISS that is coming out of my hog at all times
you didn't say yoink, so my penis remains intact
better luck next time, owl
What if I throw it at you like a friggin' ninja star?
The penis has hit Obama, repeat, the penis has hit Obama
Uhhh let me get covered in cum and piss :obama-socialism:
