17 June, Juche 112, Central Luxury Mansion-

Today Ministry of Foreign Affairs officials reported successfully overcoming the antagonisms between humans and squirrels. Comrade Nipples, a diplomat from the Kingdom of Heaven Babies, attended a luncheon event in which a member of the Sashatownian working class provided her with a peanut. Comrade Nipples took the peanut gently and ate it without getting mad or peeing on the fence. Nearby officials clapped for 10 minutes -0-