These guys are dead dead.
paying a quarter million dollars to get crushed to death with 4 other dumb broads in a sewer pipe. next time just go to saint tropez
$250,000
takes 12 hours
it's about the size of a king-size bed
no windows
you take turns looking out of a 10" porthole at the faint outline of the shipwreck
if they can find it
sometimes they can't find it
Even if everything did go right and this didn’t sink the idea that anyone would pay $250k to spend TWELVE HOURS IN THIS THING with four other people is fucking insane. I am not claustrophobic at all and this is fully nuts.
They are very very dead
Either crushed into fine red paste OR going through the worst case of asphyxiation possible.
The sub was controlled with an off-brand playstation controller
Sounded so proud of it too. "Takes no skill". Sure, if you wanted an overly designed coffin, it really doesn't take much skill.
Oh my god this is straight up beyond parody. How did this thing ever even make one successful voyage?