These guys are dead dead.

Love the quote tweets.

paying a quarter million dollars to get crushed to death with 4 other dumb broads in a sewer pipe. next time just go to saint tropez

$250,000

takes 12 hours

it's about the size of a king-size bed

no windows

you take turns looking out of a 10" porthole at the faint outline of the shipwreck

if they can find it

sometimes they can't find it

Even if everything did go right and this didn’t sink the idea that anyone would pay $250k to spend TWELVE HOURS IN THIS THING with four other people is fucking insane. I am not claustrophobic at all and this is fully nuts.

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Imagine being a billionaire and cheaping out on a fking submarine

    I would have gotten the sub from subnautica if i had that amount of money

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      I remember John Carmack's abortive suborbital program was basically a chair strapped to a modernised (somewhat impressively so) and massively uprated lunar lander

    • AbbysMuscles [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      If I had billionaire money you can bet your ass I'd be recreating both subs and the cute lil' seaglide from that game. Fuck it, give me an underwater habitat too